crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.

crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.

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david-tennants-little-fangirl:

I wonder what I’ll have for breakfast tomorrow?

Maybe a hot, fresh bowl of not at Comic Con

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rosaparking:

Horny but also very tired

The struggle forever…

buttholehunter:

aslaveobeyss

bettershitbricks:

jobseeking is way more stressful than an actual job could ever be

(via pissrainbows-shitgiggles)

learning-2love-myself:

Follow my blog~
"Come lay with me. I wanna talk about nothing with someone that means something."

— (via thefinest-things)

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allthingshyper:

trentnavarro:

hellochameleon:

WHAT

CONTINUITY BITCHES

(Source: tlkpride, via vworp-goes-the-tardis)

officialunitedstates:

rhode island so small nobody can see the stars at night because there is too much light pollution from the one streetlight

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

(via mickeysmth)

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

(via victor-vondoom)

egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

(via disassembledsunflower)