alchemypotato:

ididntevenwanttimeline:

guess who is owned by Microsoft

OH GOD I JUST CHECK AND THIS IS 100% legit. hahahahahahaha.
I love when shit is so ridiculous you can’t even make it up.

alchemypotato:

ididntevenwanttimeline:

guess who is owned by Microsoft

OH GOD I JUST CHECK AND THIS IS 100% legit. hahahahahahaha.

I love when shit is so ridiculous you can’t even make it up.

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toolesbiantofunction:

I’m dying omg 

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homewreckingwhore:

image

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Sometimes you just gotta do your happy dance even if there isn’t anything to be particularly happy about.

excalilbur:

things i can’t imagine:

  • someone having a crush on me
  • someone thinking about me during random times of the day
  • someone getting butterflies by thinking of me or talking to me
  • someone wanting to talk to me but doesn’t, thinking they’ll annoy me
  • someone thinking i’m genuinely cute and wanting to kiss me
  • someone wanting to date me
  • someone falling in love with me
  • someone
  • having
  • a
  • crush
  • on
  • me

(via toxicfawn)

"Have a mind that is open to everything, and attached to nothing."

— Tilopa  (via qodless)

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masslyeffective:

spangledmystars:

I can’t click my reblog button hard enough

It’s not just the ladies who get insecure, it’s all of us.  It’s a human trait, yo.

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myprimrosepath:

jessieblush:

thedarkchocolatedandy:


sxeman69:


but then again, its kind like putting a meat suit on and telling a shark not to eat you


We (men) are not fucking sharks!
We are not rabid animals living off of pure instinct
We are capapble of rational thinking and understanding. 
Just because someone is cooking food doesn’t mean you’re entitled to eat it. 
Just because a banker is counting money doesn’t mean you’re being given free money.
Just because a person is naked doesn’t mean you’re entitled to fuck them. 
You are not entitled to someone else’s body just because it’s exposed. 
What is so fucking difficult about this concept?


^ that comment >

forever reblog

myprimrosepath:

jessieblush:

thedarkchocolatedandy:

sxeman69:

but then again, its kind like putting a meat suit on and telling a shark not to eat you

We (men) are not fucking sharks!

We are not rabid animals living off of pure instinct

We are capapble of rational thinking and understanding. 

Just because someone is cooking food doesn’t mean you’re entitled to eat it. 

Just because a banker is counting money doesn’t mean you’re being given free money.

Just because a person is naked doesn’t mean you’re entitled to fuck them. 

You are not entitled to someone else’s body just because it’s exposed. 

What is so fucking difficult about this concept?

^ that comment >

forever reblog

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beautifullies12:

this may be one of truest posts I’ve ever seen

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birds-bones:

Hey! Did you know:

  • sex is okay
  • so is masturbation
  • watching porn won’t make you impure
  • one night stands are okay too
  • having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut
  • even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay
  • sex with the same gender is alright
  • not having sex doesn’t make you a prude
  • your body your choice no matter your gender
  • shaming other people for who they have sex with, how much they have sex, and even their kinks make you NOT okay!

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

why isnt this the tumblr anthem?