(Source: floweringplant, via gaymommy)

"The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding."

— Unknown (via perfect)

(Source: moeyhashy, via karma-police-kills)

"That night I lost you, I lost something inside me. Or perhaps several things. Something central to my existence, the very support for who I am as a person."

 Haruki Murakami (via tiredestprincess)

(Source: psych-facts, via cumslut-queen)

gipsiidanger:

aviculor:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

(via magically-funny)

towardcalifornia:

yungterra:

Just to further prove my point

this is my favorite post of the year

(Source: yungterra, via rosaparking)

This is a very serious text post with no hidden meaning.

(Source: straddlinq, via mind-my-vagina)

osamah:

i like girls who look like they kill people for a living

(via princesschubbythighs)

vvhatserface:

vvhatserface:

KITTY. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!


I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

vvhatserface:

vvhatserface:

KITTY. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

(Source: catleecious, via karma-police-kills)

tastefullyoffensive:

How October Jones Passes Time on the Train


Related: Subway Snapchat Art

(via puffymind)

sealion-blues:

Jenny Holzer

sealion-blues:

Jenny Holzer

(via sylvia-plathetic)

every-url:

gambitgrl:

mcguirkthejerk:

From this buzzfeed list

are we just going to overlook she misspelled THERE

I’m glad someone said it

(via desillusional)

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

(via itsnotveryladylike)